"i wish pokemon were real!"
beedrill is three feet tall
yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife
Did you not watch the first episode of Pokémon? Ash nearly died before he even got started. He wouldn’t have survived if it weren’t for the fluke that he got Pikachu.